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I love reading funny Christmas poems, they always give me a good giggle! Which to be honest, we all need at Christmas when things can be a little on the stressful side at times Short and silly Christmas poems Great for incorporating into Christmas card messages. I think my favourite is the "Snowball" poem
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Funny Christmas Poems - Short-list of the Best
Humorous Poems about Christmas that will you make smile. Enjoy this collection of cute rhyming Christmas poems for kids and adults about Santa Claus, the last minute rush to buy presents and spending time with family. Sort Poems. O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, You truly are a beauty.
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Very Funny Christmas Poems 2020 that make you Laugh
Christmas poems cover a multitude of sins, from the pious to the sickeningly cute. This is a reflection of the schizophrenic nature of Christmas itself — a major religious festival in the Christian calendar, which has been subsumed into a secular celebration of consumerism. As one might expect, Peculiar Poetry takes an oblique approach to Christmas poetry, offering a selection of festive poems that distil the true spirit of Christmas — misanthropic, dyspeptic and self-indulgent - and counterbalances it with the odd religious or romantic Christmas poem.
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